s**t preschoolers say.

Nathaniel, age 3: “Even though I am having a horrible day, you are still my friend.”

Mary, age 4: “Do you want to come to my house to see my new, beautiful shoes? I don’t want to wear them outside.”

Garrett, age 4: “I am going camping for five weeks and everyone is going to miss me.”

Nathaniel, age 3: “I don’t use pull-ups when I go to sleep anymore. But I do drool on my pillow still.

Mia, age 3: “I’m scared of thunder. I just like it a little bit.”

Annie, age 3: “I drew a yellow submarine. But it’s green. So it’s a green submarine.”

Ariana, age 5: “I feel like a baby came out of my belly this morning.”

Ariana, age 5: “I do not have any brothers or sisters. I am a lonely child.”

Garrett, age 4: “I’m a good fixer. WHen my toys are broken, I throw them away.”