October202014

Percy, age 4: “You know that instrument is called a ‘vaco.’ It’s spelled ‘a-e-i-o-p.’ The ‘p’ is silent.”

October102014

Memphis, age 4: “Every Saturday night I dream about eating doughnuts.”

September292014

Brian, age 3: “Listen for my sounds! (Pauses. Farts.) Did you hear it?”

September192014

Mindy, age 3: “You notice that rumble sound? It’s not a train-it’s my knees!”

September102014

Teacher: “Do people tell you you’re funny?”
Liana, age 2: “Actually, I’m innocent.”

10AM

Mindy, age 3: “You know what a reflection is? It means when you do stuff in the water when you’re not.”

10AM

Liana, age 2: “I’m going to make you a mountain so you can slide down it!”

August22014

Me: “You are such a happy kid!”
Brittany, age 3: “No I’m not!”
Me: “Are you a sad kid…?”
Brittany: “I’m just a standing-up kid!”

9PM

Sadie, age 3: “You know what I’m going to forever do? Swing!”

July162014

Libby, age 2: “That truck is loud and scary!”
Teacher: “It’s a good truck, it cleans our garbage.”
Libby: “Ok then it can come to my house.”

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